QUOTE(Sebastian Mares @ Nov 9 2005, 12:52 AM)

I give up.

Folks, my school firewall only allows communication through port 80. Therefore, I cannot upload phpMyAdmin to my webserver via FTP because port 21 is blocked (since only 80 is open). I also cannot use MySQL Administrator or MySQL Query Browser because port 3306 is blocked (as I said, only 80 is open). What I need is a pre-installed phpMyAdmin somewhere on the Internet which accepts a server, a username and a password as arguments and connects to the given server.
Unfortunately, I also cannot change the MySQL service to run on port 80 because I have some other scripts on the Internet which connect to my MySQL server - and these expect the connection to take place over port 3306. Moreover, I cannot change the service to run on port 80 because I am at school - I cannot change it from here.

As I said, I'd need a website like
http://www.this-is-some-cool-online-mysql-administrator.com where I can enter the details of my MySQL server and then be able to create tables, DBs...
First off, phpMyAdmin is a file that is no more than 3kb in size. Are you not allowed to use floppys or flash drives to transfer the files over. There should be no reason to transfer the files via FTP when the computer are using a lan connection.
Second you seem to be missing the point. There is a file inside of the mySQL server directory that is usually named something like my.conf. What this file dictates is the port that mySQL operates on, and in the default case this is set to 3306. Since this port is blocked you will need to update the configuration file to allow mySQL to operate on other ports. No program will do that for you.
Once you change the port there is a way to run mySQL without using the internet. This type of connection is referred to as the socket connection in the phpMyAdmin manual which you obviously haven't read. If you read the manual it will tell you that in order to run a socket connection you will need to set up the host as localhost, the port as localhost, insert the path to the socket, and change the connection type to socket. However, keep in mind that this type of connection only works when the mySQL server lies on the same machine as the test machine. If you have to connect to a server computer then you will be unable to utilize a socket connection and the tcp/ip connection is the only other way and if this is the case it will continue to be blocked unless you can change the configuration file.