I have to read a 350-page book and write a fairly large paper on it; due by tomorrow morning. So what do I do to help myself?

Go and buy NCAA Football 2006.

This game rocks! I think I'm addicted - since going to college I've rediscovered videogames.

Part of me feels like saying "SMRT"

SOL - Sh*t Out of Luck

what's the book on? maybe it's available on video

Well, there's always solutions for these types of problem. One time, I missed an entire week of exams due to a discus related head injury.

That's what I thought. Movies are so much easyer.

Welp, I've foced myself to the confines of the wonderful library for the past 4 hours and I've finished the book, now I'm taking a quick break before I get to work on my paper.

Good luck.

I once waited to the last minute for my term paper in American government class (senior year). Well when I say last minute I mean the day before it was due... I ended up getting the second best grade in the class with one correction mark. The only mistake I made was how I cited a source, which was actually correct according to my English teacher . The person that got the highest grade got extra credit because they were... uh... teachers pet . I seem to be very good at doing things at the last minute... I do my best under pressure I guess .

It’s too bad after not going to school for a while my brain is starting to rot. All those math facts are leaving my brain! Oh Nooooooooooooos! :'(

I wouldn’t call myself smart... Too many people tell me that I'm really smart... I must have fooled them because I'm actually quite dumb

I'm sitting in history class right now with my paper done. It only took me about two hours to write out the paper. Now after this class I can go play some more NCAA

I did my dissertation (yes, the thing that forms a bulk of your degree... you know, the important thing that you spend your childhood education working towards...) in 2 weeks, including building the software and writing the 15,000 word report. That doesn't sound too bad, but the normal duration is a year.

I got an A

what was it on?

Interactive Media in Education.

Maybe you should read sometimes though, then it will be easier to spell things correctly.

How could you read approximately 87 pages per hour?

Data from Star Trek was faster...

I fall asleep after about 8 paragraphs, literally...even speedreading I start to slow down and daze/doze off.

Perhaps it was an interesting book? Thats approx 1 and 1/3 pages per minute, and the page size could differ (pictures, graphs, charts, etc), or it could be a very small book.