My general-tech forum on my board, which is just an anything-goes area, with a bunch of forums as subjects... is called "The LAN Party". I was feeling semi-creative. But I don't care how many other tech sites are out there, I was putting up an IPB for myself and people I knew who were all on this ghetto forum, so I just put up what I wanted without caring what everyone else on the Net was or wasn't already doing.

It doesn't really have to sound good, it just has to be obvious what it is so the average person doesn't overlook it. In that regard, your first choice is better than the second, though the second is notably wittier.