Eek, this got driven off topic.
About the emoticons, it's not his (whomever's) fault that IPS switched :-" for :whistling:. Why they put the dash in there is beyond me, :" (how I had it when I had an IPB) is so much easier to type. And I disabled emoticon parsing on this post, kickin it old skool, so :-p
I like the name malikyte because it's a misspelling of Malachite, one of my favorite minerals (
Wikipedia link). I also like the name kewlceo because it makes you wonder. Makes me wonder anyway. And Maddoktor2 is an interesting name. But there really aren't too many "cool" nicknames here. The best nicknames I've seen have come from a rock band's now-defunct board. There's one that makes me smile every time... Let's just say this guy sometimes goes by xIFALx and sometimes goes by "I ______ Avril Lavigne". I'll let you guess what the blank is. LMAO. And my old one, Dark Reality, was pretty neat, but I semi-retired it in favour of my first name.