Diploma evening classes for men. Autumn Season 2007.
Please note: Class sizes are limited to maximum 8 due to the degree of difficulty of subjects.
Class 1
How to fill the ice tray – Step by step with slides.
4 weeks, Mondays and Wednesdays, 2 hours each, start time 7 pm.
Class 2
The toilet paper roll - Is it self changing? Discussion group.
2 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 12 pm.
Class 3
Is it possible to urinate without hitting the floor/wall/bath? – Group Practice.
4 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 10 am.
Class 4
The fundamental difference between the laundry basket and the surrounding floor space– Photos with explanatory text.
4 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 2 pm.
Class 5
The Dishwasher – does it fill and empty itself? Video.
4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 2 hours, start time 7 pm.
Class 6
Loss of Identity – losing the emotional connection to your better half. Support group.
4 weeks, Fridays and Sundays 7 pm
Class 7
Learning to find things – looking in the proper places without making a mess, while shouting… Open Forum.
Monday 8 pm, 2 hours.
Class 8
Being considerate – bringing your wife flowers, does it cause permanent damage? Audio tapes and posters.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7-9 pm.
Class 9
Real men ask for help when lost – a reality test.
Tuesdays 6 pm. Place not yet confirmed.
Class 10
Is it genetically possible to keep quiet while your wife parallel parks? Driving simulator.
4 weeks, Saturdays 1 pm, 2 hours.
Class 11
Life lessons- the basic differences between your mother and your wife. On-line role-play.
Tuesdays 7 pm. Place not yet confirmed.
Class 12
How to become the ideal shopping companion. Meditation and relaxation and breathing exercises.
6 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays 7 pm, 3 hours.
Class 13
How to overcome Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering birthdays, anniversaries and other important days, calling when you know you’re running late and others. Practical sessions with electro-shock treatment and memory exercises.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7-9 pm.
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ah.... brilliant!
thanks
thanks
Heheheh. 
Is it possible to send my housemate just on the dishwasher one?
QUOTE(*zigzag @ Sep 30 2007, 10:52 AM) 
The fundamental difference between the laundry basket and the surrounding floor space– Photos with explanatory text.
I guess I'm not the only one
!
Sexism is funny, unless it's about women, then you get some feminist on your ass. D:
Har har, anyway it is silly.
Har har, anyway it is silly.
QUOTE(Strange_Will @ Oct 1 2007, 04:04 AM)
Sexism is funny, unless it's about women, then you get some feminist on your ass. D:
Har har, anyway it is silly.
Har har, anyway it is silly.
That is actually quite true.
Hey I do not do Class 2! My girlfriend is the cause of that problem. I cannot for the life of me get her to just put the damn TP roll on the roller!
QUOTE(z0mgpwnr @ Oct 1 2007, 08:26 AM)
Hey I do not do Class 2! My girlfriend is the cause of that problem. I cannot for the life of me get her to just put the damn TP roll on the roller!
I always keep it off. My mom puts it on when she comes over. I take it off again. On and on and on.
Diploma evening classes for men. Autumn Season 2007.
Please note: Class sizes are limited to maximum 8 due to the degree of difficulty of subjects.
Class 1
How to fill the ice tray – Step by step with slides.
4 weeks, Mondays and Wednesdays, 2 hours each, start time 7 pm.
Why would I need to, it automagically happens!
Class 2
The toilet paper roll - Is it self changing? Discussion group.
2 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 12 pm.
The answer to this question can only be expressed adaquatly by 42.
Class 3
Is it possible to urinate without hitting the floor/wall/bath? – Group Practice.
4 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 10 am.
Only when sober.
Class 4
The fundamental difference between the laundry basket and the surrounding floor space– Photos with explanatory text.
4 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 2 pm.
The difference is she has to bend over more to pick the clothes up. Of course for those of you with fat chicks, this might not be an attractive prospect.
Class 5
The Dishwasher – does it fill and empty itself? Video.
4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 2 hours, start time 7 pm.
Dishes? Who needs them?
Class 6
Loss of Identity – losing the emotional connection to your better half. Support group.
4 weeks, Fridays and Sundays 7 pm
Emotional? Men? No thank you.
Class 7
Learning to find things – looking in the proper places without making a mess, while shouting… Open Forum.
Monday 8 pm, 2 hours.
It's fair to admit that women are better at this one than men, so therefore they can do it. I pledge equal pay.
Class 8
Being considerate – bringing your wife flowers, does it cause permanent damage? Audio tapes and posters.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7-9 pm.
Yes, but only to your relationship.
Class 9
Real men ask for help when lost – a reality test.
Tuesdays 6 pm. Place not yet confirmed.
Real men don't get lost.
Class 10
Is it genetically possible to keep quiet while your wife parallel parks? Driving simulator.
4 weeks, Saturdays 1 pm, 2 hours.
Women drivers? Whatever next?
Class 11
Life lessons- the basic differences between your mother and your wife. On-line role-play.
Tuesdays 7 pm. Place not yet confirmed.
I don't need a evening class to learn what the bible says: A son must respect his mother, and a husband is superior to his wife.
Class 12
How to become the ideal shopping companion. Meditation and relaxation and breathing exercises.
6 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays 7 pm, 3 hours.
Everyone says I'm an excellent shopping companion when buying power tools and consumer electronics.
Class 13
How to overcome Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering birthdays, anniversaries and other important days, calling when you know you're running late and others. Practical sessions with electro-shock treatment and memory exercises.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7-9 pm.
Not only is this class unlucky, but rather obsolete for any married man - his wife can remember all of those that matter. And if your single, you only need know when friday is.
Please note: Class sizes are limited to maximum 8 due to the degree of difficulty of subjects.
Class 1
How to fill the ice tray – Step by step with slides.
4 weeks, Mondays and Wednesdays, 2 hours each, start time 7 pm.
Why would I need to, it automagically happens!
Class 2
The toilet paper roll - Is it self changing? Discussion group.
2 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 12 pm.
The answer to this question can only be expressed adaquatly by 42.
Class 3
Is it possible to urinate without hitting the floor/wall/bath? – Group Practice.
4 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 10 am.
Only when sober.
Class 4
The fundamental difference between the laundry basket and the surrounding floor space– Photos with explanatory text.
4 weeks, Saturday 2 hours each, start time 2 pm.
The difference is she has to bend over more to pick the clothes up. Of course for those of you with fat chicks, this might not be an attractive prospect.
Class 5
The Dishwasher – does it fill and empty itself? Video.
4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 2 hours, start time 7 pm.
Dishes? Who needs them?
Class 6
Loss of Identity – losing the emotional connection to your better half. Support group.
4 weeks, Fridays and Sundays 7 pm
Emotional? Men? No thank you.
Class 7
Learning to find things – looking in the proper places without making a mess, while shouting… Open Forum.
Monday 8 pm, 2 hours.
It's fair to admit that women are better at this one than men, so therefore they can do it. I pledge equal pay.
Class 8
Being considerate – bringing your wife flowers, does it cause permanent damage? Audio tapes and posters.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7-9 pm.
Yes, but only to your relationship.
Class 9
Real men ask for help when lost – a reality test.
Tuesdays 6 pm. Place not yet confirmed.
Real men don't get lost.
Class 10
Is it genetically possible to keep quiet while your wife parallel parks? Driving simulator.
4 weeks, Saturdays 1 pm, 2 hours.
Women drivers? Whatever next?
Class 11
Life lessons- the basic differences between your mother and your wife. On-line role-play.
Tuesdays 7 pm. Place not yet confirmed.
I don't need a evening class to learn what the bible says: A son must respect his mother, and a husband is superior to his wife.
Class 12
How to become the ideal shopping companion. Meditation and relaxation and breathing exercises.
6 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays 7 pm, 3 hours.
Everyone says I'm an excellent shopping companion when buying power tools and consumer electronics.
Class 13
How to overcome Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering birthdays, anniversaries and other important days, calling when you know you're running late and others. Practical sessions with electro-shock treatment and memory exercises.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7-9 pm.
Not only is this class unlucky, but rather obsolete for any married man - his wife can remember all of those that matter. And if your single, you only need know when friday is.
QUOTE(Joshua Young @ Oct 1 2007, 12:40 PM)
I always keep it off. My mom puts it on when she comes over. I take it off again. On and on and on.
I don't know if that's better or worse than what my family does. Someone always flips it around so it feeds down along the wall, as opposed to over the top of the roll and out away from the wall.
It drives me nuts, so someone and I always play flip flop with it.
No one admits to doing it either, just more annoying.
I've heard that it's better for the toilet paper roll and paper towel roll to be on the outside.
The reason is that against the wall they are more likely to get germs.
The reason is that against the wall they are more likely to get germs.
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