One day a man drove a bird away, then after that day, the bird attacked the man whenever he/she saw him.

The man bought a hat and the bird lost his/her target, but the weather is so hot that the man couldn't wear his hat all the time.

Now everyday the man was called out many times by the neighbors and journalists to stay beyond the crowds and expose his head in the air, the fighter bird will come in a minute.

http://news.sina.com.cn/s/2008-06-30/085215841890.shtml [A translation machine might be needed]

a translation machine MIGHT be needed?

Because the actual news article is in Chinese (?) and a machine to translate the language to english.

Yes, that page is in Chinese. The whole thing is funny, but I didn't translate very detailed.

I think his joke was about the word "might" as opposed to "will"

Thanks Brandon, glad someone understood plain English, especially after I emphasized the word with capitals

I see. It's funny.